December 2009
1 post
Dear Lauren Jones,
November 2009
18 posts
HAPPY BIRTHDAY KASEY! I LOVE YOU VERY MUCH!!!!
SPRING BREAK SKI TRIP ANYONE?!
yuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuup
ATTENTION:
KASEY IS BLOGGING AGAIN.
HEY
SARAH,
IT’S
ALMOST
YOUR
BIRTHDAY
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
More and more, it feels like I’m doing a really bad impersonation of...
LAUREN JONES. YOU MUST HAVE PUT THAT BRANDNEW/KANYE MIX UP JUST FOR ME....
They think we are ugly, but I know we are beautiful. And we can adapt to a...
Johnny Cash transcends all musical boundaries and is one of the original outlaws...
– Willie Nelson
I got along without you before I met you and I’ll get along without you a...
– Willie Nelson
hiiiiiiiiiiiya!
A - Age: 2-ohhh
B - Bed size: full and stupid.
C - Chore you hate: every chore there is. no cleaning for me.
D - Don’t eat: peanut butter. bacon. yuuuck.
E - Essential start your day item: COFFEE. always.
F - Favourite board game: does mexican train dominos count?
G - Gold or Silver: gold + silver yes.
H - Height: 5’4”
I - Instruments you play(ed): used to play the piano
J - Job...
October 2009
8 posts
WHY DO DEMONS AND GHOULS HANG OUT TOGETHER???
BECAUSE DEMONS ARE A GHOULS BEST FRIEND!
WHAT DO YOU CALL WITCH WHO LIVES AT THE BEACH???
A SAND-WITCH!
WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU CROSS A LEMON WITH A BLACK CAT???
A SOUR-PUSS!
fml. accounting.
What I want is to be needed. What I need is to be indispensable to somebody. Who...
– Chuck Palahniuk
You build on failure. You use it as a stepping stone. Close the door on the...
– Johnny Cash
August 2009
1 post
July 2009
11 posts
The witch in Hansel and Gretel—she’s very misunderstood. I mean, the woman...
"It's useful being top banana in the shock...
"A person will be just about as happy as they make...
May 2009
9 posts
MARRYING A TEXAN...
Three men married wives from different states. The first man married a woman from Michigan. He told her that she was to do the dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away. The second man married a woman from Missouri . He gave his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the...
I am the vine, you are the branches. Those who...
Which Friends Character Are You?
You are Chandler. You’re funny and that’s why people like to have you around. You’re also a great friend, and when someone you care about is in trouble, they know to come to you for some level-headed advice followed by some sharp sarcasm.
(“Could I be any more gay?!”)
OBAMA.....YUCK!
A woman in a hot-air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.”
The man consulted his portable GPS and replied, “You’re in a hot air balloon, approximately 30 feet above a ground elevation of...
This blog is lovingly dedicated to my dear friends, Lauren E. and Kasey Lynn. (pictured beow)